| i am now 17 years old, and i have a drivers license...life is good  |
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| amazazazing song... Soo...last night i went to this rock for africa concert to see destroy the runner. it was amazing. and i got to hear the burning of rome who was stupendous. After them destroy the runner started playing and they were prolly the best live metal band that i have ever seen. i have memorized a bunch of thier songs so i was screaming along with the band. the guitarist seemed to think that was awesome so he came over and got in my face and we screamed and growled and rocked out. Then the lead singer comes over after a bit and as it gets to the chorus of the song he shoves me the mic and lets me scream the chorus for the song. it was soo crazy cool! i was screaming over the sound system for the venue....i was famous for like 15 seconds before some other people who were jealous tackled me to try and get at the mic. anywho...i talked with the guys (and gals) from most of the bands and they were all super cool. overall it was a fantastic night and all ticket proceeds went to benifit orphan children in africa...with the exception of one band who was using drugs on stage and were all totally stoned, it was a straight up ammmaaazzzziiinnnggg show! |
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| A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat
below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a
friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet
above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at
31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information,
and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air.
You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to
solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before
we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."
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